Biden Apologizes To WH Staff After Calling On Reporter Without Permission


Joe Biden made the error of believing he was the President of the United States today in front of the cameras and the gathering journalists. He made a reporter available. It’s unclear if he intended to call on a certain reporter and chose an unauthorized one instead, or whether he wasn’t supposed to call on any reporters at all. To be on the safe side, his handlers quickly chased the reporters out of the room.

Biden gives the impression of being a clumsy old idiot who is incapable of velcroing his own shoes. Additionally, he is a clumsy old clown who is incapable of velcroing his own shoes. He shouldn’t be allowed to seem that way in public, according to the White House.

“I took control. I shouldn’t do that. I’m not allowed to do that,” Biden said.

To be fair to Biden’s controllers, I can see why they wouldn’t want him to deviate from plan today. The rescue of his supporters’ student debts would cost taxpayers one trillion dollars, according to an analysis just issued by Penn-Wharton. As a result of Biden’s careless departure from Afghanistan, thirteen service men perished in a terrorist strike on this day last year. Sending him back away for the weekend could be the best option.